Thursday, 15 May 2014

Patenting patents

Amazon patents taking a photograph against a white background.
In a patent simply called Studio arrangement Amazon took IP ownership on what we all call shooting against a seamless white backdrop.
It might seem like satire but the patent is here.

So if patents are going to be given for the bleeding obvious and concepts that have been used for decades then I am going to apply for 2 patents that will make me millions!

The first patent is for the concept of filing patents. Everyone who intends to file a patent will be breaching my patent. Licensing to apply for patents will be permitted on payment of a small fee.

The second patent is for the concept of licensing, of receiving payment when someone wishes to use a patented concept. Thus no one will be able to receive any royalties for patented concepts without violating my patent which, again, will be permitted for a small payment of 1% of the agreed license fee.

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